Want a clapperboard.
Just to look cool and professional.
Forget to set the scratch disk.
Commit suicide.
Craft services?
Pizza and coffee.
Go to restaurant with cinematic interior.
Determine practicality of filming there.
Have you seen this movie?
Please, I’ve blogged about that movie!
Watching experimental film in library.
Suddenly gay porn.
Hear good song.
Find any excuse to put in own movie.
Don’t have adequate lighting.
High contrast.
30 second sequence.
3 hour render.
Fuck the tripod.
We’re shooting this handheld.
