Put in hours of work on FCP.
Media offline.
Editing sound in loud room.
Go on a murderous rampage.
At job interview: “I’m FCP certified and know the suite very well.”
Company: We’re an Avid system company.”
4 years of college.
Get paid nothing to move heavy equipment as PA.
Tell someone you’re a film major at a party.
Suddenly everyone has a crappy idea they want made into a movie.
First day of class.
Google everyone and find their youtube/vimeo accounts.
You just stand there.
Gimme six hours to set up this shot.
Golden Hour.
We have to get this in ten seconds.
This movie is weird.
No, you’re just a dumbass.
2 years of grip experience.
Clients show up and suddenly you can’t close this stupid C-stand.
